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ikantenggelem:

Mini Matchstick Gun - The Clothespin Pocket Pistol by The King of Random

This is one of the coolest and most dangerous things I’ve seen made with a wooden clip and matches.

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zethofhyrule:

…And I thought Link liked Mario…

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ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

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butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

This is me going down on your girl.

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

This is me going down on your girl.

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strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

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This explains seventy percent of my coworkers

(Source: heckboy, via chellodello)

(Source: heckboy, via chellodello)

ourfreckledsoldier:

I’m a little shocked how this little guy:

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Became this:

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